ESPECIALLY when it lands on your foot.......and you are wearing flip flops!!
If it can go wrong in the kitchen it has gone wrong in mine....as a matter of fact I'm going to write a book one of these days on what NOT to do in the kitchen! But back to my TOE!!!
As I was unsafely moving a potato from a boiling pot of water with a skewer to the cutting board mistakenly (in retrospect) placed on the OPPOSITE side of the kitchen the potato fell apart....and landed in part on my big toe.....I have a BLISTER!!! I am in pain .....I'm talking PAIN here!!!! I can't decide which hurts worse....the heat of the burn or the pain of the cold from the ice or the humiliation of being so STUPID!!!
I can NOT believe I am even admitting to something so stupid.....but I will be a big person and put my embarrassment and humiliation aside in hopes that someone will benefit from my injury.....if not....perhaps you will have a good laugh! LOL!!!
Note to self: Best to knit instead of cook!!
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Be careful, Darlene. I was expecting to see a picture of your toe! I stabbed myself with a Knitpicks circ last night.
That is not your fault! You got an untrustworthy tater.
Btw, I once had a quilt teacher tell me to always wear shoes while quilting because those rotary cutters can hurt you. o.0
Paula, my toe is so ugly WITHOUT the burn I wouldn't subject you to that!! LOL!!!
"Best to knit instead of cook!!"
I practice this philosophy daily and it has served me well. ;-)
Hope your toe gets better soon!
i'm with grace... forget the cooking :) KNIT
Aw, don't feel bad about this...toe injuries happen to the best of us...
About two years ago, I was in the grocery store, looking at toothpaste. When I turned the box, the tube came right out, straight up-and-down, and hit my bare (I was in sandals) 'index' toe at 800mph.
I couldn't help but to cry out...over my TOE...but it really hurt and made one of those instant blue/green bruises!
That bruise lasted forever and I was so embarrased when anyone would ask how I got it!! "It was attacked by toothpaste!" :)
Hope your toe is feeling better soon!
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